I started the deworming process. Nothing too disgusting to report.

I have a parasite!

So I sent my poop by fed-ex, and I will meet with my nd in a couple weeks to talk about the results. I held onto gluten until Jan 19th. I had one more blood test but haven't heard back yet. I decided that it was time to cleanse. I started the master cleanse on Saturday. Today is only Monday, but I hate it and I'm stopping it. I had some serious GI trauma Sunday morning. Today I mostly feel like my intestines are on fire. My plan is to fast for a day or two and then get on with my life.

In July, I went a little crazy (surprise) and I decided that it was time to get a diagnosis of some sort. So I started eating gluten again. It was terrible. I got some blood work done and it all came back fine. Awesome. I decided to continue with the diet until I get something figured out. I saw a new ND last Monday. He was a good time. I ended up paying $650 to send my crap to the states by fedex. At least it's a good story. So far, no diagnosis. I just want to know what is happening in my body.

On Tuesday I felt so terrible, I thought of posting "I...feel...terrible". But I felt too terrible to post. I had a SPLITTING headache. It hit me in waves and I couldn't even speak. It was awful. I also had a lot of cramping. Fun. Since then I've been feeling okay. Today, I've had to run to the bathroom a number of times, but I feel really good. And I had stool that looked like a seahorse! A SEAHORSE!

Two words: loose and prolific. Mornings have not been very fun yet. But once that has "passed" the rest of the day has felt fine. 

I started a colonix colon cleanse today. I feel a bit flu-ey. Just a little unsettled and am cognizant of my position to the washroom.